Tuesday, September 2, 2008

The Return of the Ugg-ly Boot!

As you all know, I harbor a great disdain for the fugly Ugg boot! These Australian Sheep Skin Boots have somehow taken over the brains of those less fortunate...unfortunate enough to think that these gross examples of boots are a fashion statement. More of a "DON'T EVER, EVER, EVER", than an actual "DO".

Regretfully, I must inform you that yet again, they have returned and Ugg is trying their dandiest to actually market this disastrous footwear as something contemporary! Sigh...the absolute gall! Although they are not as horrid as the usual, they're still a bit butch!

Shearling Riding Boot $300
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Why? Why would anyone ever need to wear the shearling on the outside of their boot? And it's white. Are the folks over at Ugg favoring some other "white" candy to come up with such tom foolery?

Classic Cardy Boot $140
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And what is so "classic" about a boot fashioned out of a sweater your Grandma Helen made? F-ing gross. It actually looks like something I'd give a dog to chew on.

Whitley Lace-Up $230
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All prepped and ready for Halloween...if you're going as Frankenstein or a fucking Viking that is! What are you Aussie's thinking? I've never seen Crocodile Dundee in this mess. He wore some kick-ass croc skin boots that we'd probably all kill for today, but now we're stuck with the Franken-chic Ugg look. Please stop killing me...I beg of you!

That is all the trauma my feet could stand for today. Tomorrow we'll have to make up for today's tragic post. Let this be a lesson to you ladies...

LOL...I'm a mess! Kisses...XOXO!

2 comments:

mrsFAB said...

*head hangs low* I have 1....2....3....4...5 pairs of UGGS!

Mistress Maddie said...

Honey, that makes two of us! I don't understand this dam trend either!?! I give a roll of the eyes when I have to display this crap,I mean ,lovely goods. Uggs-the name says it all!